The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.

The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!

The economy is so bad, I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, “Finish your meal! Don’t you know there are starving children in the US?”

The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

The economy is so bad, a certain celebutante changed her name to “Paris Holiday Inn.”

The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

The economy so bad, they renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.”

The economy is so bad, Angelina had to adopt a highway.