20th Birthday Jokes

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.  –  Jim Eason

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  –  Author Unknown

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.   –  Anonymous

We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there. – Unknown

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.  – John Glenn

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.  –  Mary Schmich

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  –  Father Larry Lorenzoni

 

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.  –  Robert Southey

 
 
Q: What do you call a 20 year old behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
 

Q: Did you hear about the 20 year old who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: “EuroDisney Left” so she went home.
Did you hear about the 20 year old who put under Education on her job application, ‘Hooked On Phonics’…

Q: What did the 20 year old girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why did the 20 year old have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: What does a 20 year old Owl say?
A: What, what?

20th Birthday Jokes that will make you howl and make the birthday boy blush.

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