20th Birthday Jokes
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. – Jim Eason
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown
Age is a number and mine is unlisted. – Anonymous
We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there. – Unknown
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – Mary Schmich
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Father Larry Lorenzoni
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – – Robert Southey
A: An air bag.
A: She saw a sign saying: “EuroDisney Left” so she went home.
Q: What did the 20 year old girl name her pet Zebra?
Q: Why did the 20 year old have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Q: What does a 20 year old Owl say?
A: What, what?
20th Birthday Jokes that will make you howl and make the birthday boy blush.