30th Birthday Jokes

30th Birthday Jokes.

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new car for weeks.

He wanted a new truck.

She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything 

she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look!” she said.

“I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less.

And my 30th birthday party is coming up soon.

You could surprise me.”

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th.

Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service.

Please send your donations to the “Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation,” El Paso, Texas.

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30 year olds are like steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper.
– Source Unknown

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Anonymous
At the age of twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

Georges Clemenceau
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

Benjamin Franklin
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.

F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Thirty—the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.

Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Muhammad Ali
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

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