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– Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s running down the street!
– Shut up and step on the gas!

– Mommy, mommy, what is a delinquent child?
– Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

– Mommy Mommy! I’m getting dizzy!
– Shutup, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor.

– Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s on fire!
– Shut up and get the marshmallows!

– Mommy, Mommy! What’s a werewolf?
– Shut up and comb your face!

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Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What ‘s a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

I knew a blonde so stupid….

*she studied for a blood test.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Q: How do you get a Coed into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

Q: How does a college Coed take a bath?
A: First she fills the tub, then she adds water.

Q: What did the river say when the Coed fell in?
A: I’ll be damned!

Q: Have you seen the new Coed doll?
A: Pull the string and she blows-up like a blimp.

Q: What’s different between a Coed & Hippo?
A: The Coed has acne.


Your family tree don’t fork.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You mow your lawn & find a car.

You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

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