Q: What’s a BYU coed’s favorite exercise?
A: Jogging to the refrigerator.

Q: What did the BYU coed say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill, honey.

A BYU coed bragged, “I can marry anyone I please.”
“Why don’t you, then,” her friend asked.
“I don’t please anybody,” she admitted.

Q: How does a BYU coed spell FARM?
A: E-I-E-I-O.

A BYU coed was walking down University Avenue with a pig under her arm. She met a girlfriend who asked
“Where did you get the pig?” And the pig answered, “I won her in a raffle.”

Q: Did you hear about the new BYU coed doll they’re selling in the bookstore?
A: Put a ring on its finger and its hips expand.

Q: What do you give a hungry BYU coed?
A: Anything she wants.

Q: What’s the most important thing in a BYU coed’s makeup kit?
A: A paint roller.

Q: Did you hear about the BYU coed who baked a sponge cake for her boyfriend?
A: She used the wrong kind of sponges.

Two BYU coeds were studying astronomy together. “What’s a comet?” asked one. “I think it’s a star with a tail,” her friend
answered. “Oh, I see, like Benji?”

Q: Why did the BYU coed flunk her history test?
A: “They kept asking questions about things that happened years and years before I was born.”

A BYU coed ordered 48 hamburgers at a drive-in restaurant.
“Are they all for you?” asked the waitress. “No, two of my roommates are in the car with me.”

Q: What’s a prairie dog?
A: A BYU coed from Kansas.

BYU coeds are so modest they pull the curtains before changing their minds.

Q: What’s the difference between a BYU coed and a freezer?
A: About five degrees.

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BYU Co-Ed Jokes