College Co-ed Jokes I

Q: How do you get a Coed into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

Q: How does a college Coed take a bath?
A: First she fills the tub, then she adds water.

Q: What did the river say when the Coed fell in?
A: I’ll be damned!

Q: Have you seen the new Coed doll?
A: Pull the string and she blows-up like a blimp.

Q: What’s different between a Coed & Hippo?
A: The Coed has acne.

Q: What do a co-ed and a quarter in the toilet have in common?
A: Everyone looks at them, but no one wants to take them out.

Q: What is the difference between a Co-ed heading to the cafeteria and a speeding bullet?
A: Superman can stop the speeding bullet.

Q: If a Ohio State coed and Michigan coed stood on top of the Empire State Bldg which would fall first?
A: The Empire State Bldg.

Q: What is the difference between a couch and a USC college grad?
A: The couch can support a family of 4.

Q: Whats the difference between an elephant and a UCLA girl?
A: About 15 pounds. But if you force feed the elephant they’ll be even in no time.

Q: Did you hear about the Aggies who got arrested for cow tipping?
A: Apparently BYU girls don’t like getting tipped over.

Q: What is the difference between a Washington State coed and a toilet?
A: The toilet doesn’t follow you around after you use it.

Q: What do you call a Miami Coed Handgliding?
A: Solar eclipse.

Q: What do you call a 300 pound Georgia Tech coed?
A: Anorexic.

Q: How do you get a NC coed into an old VW bug?
A: Grease her thighs and put a twinkie on the dashboard.

Q: What’s the difference between a police car and a Texas Longhorn coed?
A: It takes two police cars to block the road.

Q: Did you hear about the driver who had to swerve to miss the Alabama coed walking in the road?
A: He ran out of gas.

Q: What is the difference between a Penn State coed and a garbage can?
A: The garbage can gets taken out at least once a week.

Q: How do you get an Oklahoma coed into a phone booth?
A: Butter her sides and throw in a wedding ring.

Q: A Texas Tech coed went to the health center. “I have a cold in my head,” she told the nurse.
A: “Well, that’s better than nothing,” the nurse replied.

Q: Did you hear about the truckload of pigs that got loose on the Florida campus?
A: They had to check I.D.s to reload the truck.

Q: Did you hear about the carload of Pitt coeds who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see the movie, “Closed for winter.”

Q: What’s the difference between a Tulsa coed and a rooster?
A: Roosters say “cockadoodledo” but Tulsa coeds say “any dude’ll do.

Q: What has an I.Q. of 144?
A: Twelve Utah Ute Co-eds.

Q: A Kansas Jayhawks guy approached a Jayhawks coed with this old line, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
A: She replied, “Yes. I have been somewhere before.”

Q: What’s the difference between a BYU coed and a palm tree?
A palm tree has dates.

Q: What’s worse than being a BYU coed?
A: Being behind one in a cafeteria line.

Q: “Do you remember when you were born?” a friend asked a Colorado Buffalo coed.
A: She answered, “No, I was too young.”

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