Dumb Blonde Jokes I

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying:
“EuroDisney Left” so she went home.Did you hear about the blonde who put under Education on her job application, ‘Hooked On Phonics’…

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
A: There’s a stamp on it.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: Keep breakin em’ with hammers.

Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: What’s the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde Man?
A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What’s the difference between a dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

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