Ethnic Jokes I

Some Ethnic jokes, often referred to as race jokes, are jokes that exploit ethnic stereotypes. They are often considered to be rude, though they still remain popular.

Ethnic jokes will come and go with social change, particularly with waves of immigration from one country to another; for example, Polish jokes, once common in the United States during widespread Polish immigration, are now little used.  Below are examples of some popular Ethnic Jokes as told in America.

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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He has two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?””Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.  A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?” “Sand,” says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan
crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. “Hey, Buddy,” says the guard, “I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about….. I
can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?” Juan sips his beer and says, “Bicycles.”

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What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

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What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?

“Attention K-Mart shoppers.”

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What do you call a young Mexican?

A paragraph. (Because he is not quite an essay yet.)

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Q: Why are there no mexicans in the olympics?

A: Because all the ones who can run jump and swim are already across the border!

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