Ethnic Jokes II

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A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork
sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as the weeks
went by, they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet
arrived. He told them, “Don’t worry. The wurst is yet to come.”

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Q: What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A: A bean dip.

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Q: Where do the Polish hide their armies?
A: Up their sleevies.

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Q: What is the french word for “Victory?”
A: The French don’t have a word for Victory.

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Q: Why don’t the Polish have ice cubes?”
A: The guy that had the recipe lost it.

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Q: You know wher you go for lion?”
A: Africa.

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Q: Why don’t the Chinese have BBQs?”
A: The rice falls between the wire drill .

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