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I saw a carrot this big, no lie.

bobbiblogger — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:43:40 +0000

Wait. Wait … You’re telling me if I pee in the yard, I get a treat?

bobbiblogger — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:28:44 +0000

Afraid

bobbiblogger — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:41:21 +0000

The cockroach is a afraid of the mouse.
The mouse is afraid of the cat.
The cat is afraid of the dog.
The dog is afraid of the man.
The man is afraid of the woman.
The woman is afraid of the cockroach.

cr: Jerry P.

New Species Discovered: "Homo slackass-erectus"

bobbiblogger — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 05:39:17 +0000

Light travels faster than sound.

bobbiblogger — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 05:36:57 +0000

Yes, I know I got hair all over the couch …

bobbiblogger — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:33:31 +0000

It’s called FURniture, isn’t it?

Copy Cat

bobbiblogger — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:32:09 +0000

Hey you, 3rd from left …

bobbiblogger — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:31:26 +0000

How being a parent is like being a rock star

bobbiblogger — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 15:34:11 +0000

1. Endless hours on the road with too many people in the vehicle.
2. Your job is to entertain a room full of loud, writhing maniacs.
3. If you do your job well, people ask when you’ll produce more.
4. You ask yourself daily: “Am I tripping? Or did I really just see that?”
5. Your name is always shouted, never spoken.
6. Someone is always pulling at your clothes.
7. Groupies follow you to the bathroom.
8. There’s a different person in your bed every night. Sometimes even two.
9. At the end of your work day, you’re sweaty and your hair is a mess.
10. Screaming is just part of the job.

Never judge a book by its movie.

bobbiblogger — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:59:28 +0000