Knock-Knock Jokes II

 


  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dexter.
    Dexter who?
    Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Danielle.
    Danielle who?
    Danielle, I can hear you
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo, who?
    Cargo vroom vroom on the bunnies!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo, who?
    Don’t cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!
  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door and find out!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    One shoe
    One shoe who?
    One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mama
    Mama who?
    Mama, please open the door!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Repeat.
    Repeat who?
    Who Who Who!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Phyllis.
    Philips who?
    Philips up a cup of water!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No silly, cows go MOOO!!!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luck.
    Luck who?
    Luck through the key hole and you’ll find out.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oliver.
    Oliver who?
    Oliver across the road from you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita!
    Anita who?
    Anita to borrow a pencil!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I’m fine, Hawaii you?

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