Knock-Knock Jokes III


  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Andy.
    Andy who?
    And he bit me again. OUCH!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Andrew
    Andrew who?
    Andrew all over the wall!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Donna
    Donna who?
    Donna sit under the apple tree
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Annie
    Annie who?
    Annie thing you can do, I can do better

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pecan.
    Pecan who?
    Pecan someone your own size!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben Dover.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Olive
    Olive who Olive you
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Old lady
    Old lady who I didn’t know you could yodel
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Keith.
    Keith who?
    Keith me and find out.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Madam
    Madam who?
    Madam foot is caught in the door
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lemonade.
    Lemonade Who?
    Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tennis.
    Tennis who?
    Tennis-see!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nanny.
    Nanny who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nanny.
    Nanny who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aunty.
    Aunty who?
    Aunty you sick of Nanny!!!
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