Knock-Knock Jokes IV

  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Vitamin
    Vitamin who?
    Vitamin in for a party!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Get off.
    Get off who?
    Get off the internet!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Disney.
    Disney who?
    I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney (dizzy HA, HA)!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Argue Argue who?
    Are you going to let me in or not!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dot.
    Dot who?
    Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tick.
    Tick who?
    Tick ’em up. I’m a tig tad towboy!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Toby.
    Toby Who?
    Toby or not to be!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that’s why I knocked!
  • Knock, Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Archie.
    Archie-Who?
    God bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Spider.
    Spider who?
    You tried to hide her but I spied her.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito bit me!
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