Knock-Knock Jokes IV
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vitamin
Vitamin who?
Vitamin in for a party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the internet! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disney.
Disney who?
I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney (dizzy HA, HA)! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argue Argue who?
Are you going to let me in or not! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick ‘em up. I’m a tig tad towboy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not to be! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked! - Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie-Who?
God bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me! 