Knock-Knock Jokes V

 

 


  • Knock-Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ice Cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
  • Knock-Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
  • Knock-Knock
    Who’s there?
    Butter
    Butter who?
    I butter not tell you
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Accordion.
    Accordion who?
    Accordion to the TV, it’s going to rain tomorrow.

  • Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Pencil
    Pencil who?
    Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya
    Ya who?
    What are you getting so excited about?
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Radio
    Radio Who ?
    Radio not , here I come!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Nobel
    Nobel who?
    No bell so I’ll knock.
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Icy
    Icy who?
    I see your underwear
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Closure Closure who?
    Closure mouth when you’re eating!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cargo
    Cargo who?
    Car go beep! beep!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Dime
    Dime who?
    Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Icon
    Icon who?
    Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Despair
    Despair who?
    Despair tire is flat
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    I used
    I used who?
    I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can’t!
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