Knock-Knock Jokes V

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
I butter not tell you
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the TV, it’s going to rain tomorrow.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Closure Closure who?
Closure mouth when you’re eating!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Despair
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I used
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can’t!