Knock-Knock Jokes VI


  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Daisy!
    Daisy who?
    Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank!
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aware.
    Aware who?
    Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Chimney.
    Chimney who?
    Chimney cricket!
    Have you seen Pinocchio?
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Spank
    Spank who?
    Spank you
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Wendy
    Wendy Who?
    Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along…
  • Knock Knock?
    Who’s there?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    You just said it!
  • Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let’s Joe places!
  • Knock-knock. Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who, who?
    What are you, some kind of owl?
  • Knock-knock.
    Who’s there?
    Moo.
    Moo, who?
    Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Theodore
    Theodore who?
    Theodore is stuck and it won’t close
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Bow! Bow who?
    Not bow who, bow wow!
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Never
    Never who?
    Never mind
  • Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Omelet
    Omelet who?
    Omelet smarter than I look!

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