Knock-Knock Jokes VI

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket!
Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along…
Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let’s Joe places!
Knock-knock. Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
What are you, some kind of owl?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t close
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bow! Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Never
Never who?
Never mind
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Omelet
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!