Knock-Knock Jokes VIII

FUNNY KNOCK-KNOCKs


1.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s There?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan to suck your blood!!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s There?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla Who?
    Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s There?
    Cow-go
    Cow-go Who?
    No, Cow go MOO!!!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Centipede.
    Centipede who?
    Centipede on the Christmas tree.
  • Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in!!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Max
    Max who?
    Max no difference
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Police
    Police who?
    Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there? Tarzan
    Tarzan who?
    Tarzan stripes forever.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes me.
    Who ish you?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Eileen.
    Eileen who?
    Eileen down to tie my shoe.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Norma Lee
    Norma Lee who?
    Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Wendy
    Wendy who?
    Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Sara
    Sara who?
    Sara doctor in the house?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Yule
    Yule who?
    Yule never know.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ben.
    Ben who?
    Ben over and kiss me!!!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    A little girl.
    A little girl who?
    A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Madam.
    Madam who?
    Madam, my finger is stuck in the door!

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