Knock-Knock Jokes VIII

FUNNY KNOCK-KNOCKs

• Knock, knock
  Who’s There?
  Ivan.
  Ivan who?
  Ivan to suck your blood!!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s There?
  Gorilla
  Gorilla Who?
  Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s There?
  Cow-go
  Cow-go Who?
  No, Cow go MOO!!!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Centipede.
  Centipede who?
  Centipede on the Christmas tree.
• Knock, knock,
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in!!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Max
  Max who?
  Max no difference
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Police
  Police who?
  Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there? Tarzan
  Tarzan who?
  Tarzan stripes forever.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Dishes.
  Dishes who?
  Dishes me.
  Who ish you?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Eileen.
  Eileen who?
  Eileen down to tie my shoe.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Norma Lee
  Norma Lee who?
  Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Wendy
  Wendy who?
  Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Sara
  Sara who?
  Sara doctor in the house?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Yule
  Yule who?
  Yule never know.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ben.
  Ben who?
  Ben over and kiss me!!!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  A little girl.
  A little girl who?
  A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Madam.
  Madam who?
  Madam, my finger is stuck in the door!