Mommy Mommy Jokes I

Mommy Mommy Jokes

son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s running down the street!
mom: Shut up and step on the gas!

son: Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon.
mom: There, there, now don’t you worry – three heads are better than one!

son: Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
mom: Shut up and get away from the dart board!

son: Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
mom: Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

son: Mommy, Mommy, why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
mom: Don’t worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.

son: Mommy, Mommy, why is my head soaking wet and everything is spinning round and round?
mom: Shut up or I’ll flush again!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Am I done with my bath yet?
mom: Shut up or I’ll flush you down!

son: Mommy mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready ?
mom: Shut up and spit … son: Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like fishing.
mom: Shut up and stop squirming.

son: Mommy, Mommy I don’t want my hair braided.
mom: Shut up and lift the other arm.

son: Mommy, mommy, can I have a cookie?
mom: Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf.
son: But mommy, I haven’t got any arms!
mom: No arms, no cookie…

daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Billy won’t let go of my ear.
mom: Billy, let go of Susie’s ear.
mom: Billy! Let go of her ear!
mom: All right Billy, give me the ear.

mom: Come upstairs, son, like a good boy.
son: No, Mommy, you’ll only throw me down again.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I brush my teeth?
mom: Yes, now shut up and get the jar!

son: Mommy Mommy! It’s cold and dark and damp down here.
mom: Shut up or I’ll flush it again.

son: Mommy, Mommy! What’s in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
mom: Shut up and get back in the box!

son: Mommy, Mommy I don’t want to go to China!
mom: Shut up and put your other foot in the CARE package!

son: Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
mom: Shut up and comb your face!

son: Mommy, Mommy! What’s a werewolf?
mom: Shut up and comb your face!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?
mom: Yes Johnny I’ll take you in a minute.
son: Can Granny take me?
mom: Why?
son: Her hand shakes.

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