Knock-Knock Jokes I

  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Thistle who?
    Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Adolf Adolf who?
    Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    I don’t know, you tell me!
  • Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woo.
    Woo, who?
    Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Easter.
    Easter, who?
    The Easter Bunny.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anna.
    Anna, who?
    Anna nother Easter Bunny!
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Moira. Moira, who?
    Moira Easter Bunnies.
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howie.
    Howie, who?
    Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ammonia
    Ammonia who?
    Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Mary lee
    Mary lee who?
    Mary lee we roll along
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Aardvark
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in here?
  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Andy Green.
    Andy Green, who?
    Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwane.
    Dwane who?
    Dwane the bathtub — I’m dwowning!
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    A little old man who can’t reach the doorbell
  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Let us
    Let us who?
    Let us in and you will find out

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